- This morning in the shower, instead of singing or something like that, I GAVE THE BUSINESS to all the imaginary people.
- (New awesome phrase (indicated as “new” and “awesome” by all-caps) courtesy of my awesome 9th-grade English teacher. She would probably not approve of the double-parenthetical.)
- By “imaginary people” I mean real people that aren’t actually in the shower or even in my house/city. So not like, imaginary friends. Real friends with imaginary presence.
- While I shower, Grady plays in the baby-proofed carpeted bathroom/walk-in closet area. By “plays” I mean “makes ridiculous messes.” Anyway, she’s started to act as my awesome maid when she hears the shower turn off. This began by her handing me my hair and body towels, but now she also hands me clothing from the closet or from the dirty clothes bin. And because I think this is so adorable, I’ll wear whatever she hands me for at least a few minutes. Which is why I am currently wearing a black maternity nightgown with cutoff shorts and an orange hunting cap.
- That is all of the interesting things that happened during this morning’s shower. Other than today’s “All Pin Ups all the time!” marathon, which is going swimmingly.
- (I probably took one too many Excedrin for this morning’s headache. My ribcage is rattling like a tuning fork! My fingers are typing like … something really fast!)
Good morning!
I totally approve of double parenthetical usage. Parenthetical comments are awesome.
this totally made my morning
Grady is your lady’s maid. Because she is a lady and you are a lady. Also, amazing new coffee shop in the SLC, THE MOST AMAZING decorating in the land. You must come up and gaze upon it. Also, we should have a tattoo jive session in which we discuss the pros and cons of various locations. (To have a tattoo on.)