Pretty Pages, v.7

You would not think that plants like meat.
Well, some plants do. They catch and eat
Small insects, such as flies and ants,
And they are called CARNIVOROUS PLANTS.

One of them came to world-wide fame;
Elizabite, that was her name.

“Elizabite,” published in 1942 and written by H.A. Rey (of “Curious George” fame), is about a small carnivorous plant who gets examined, tested, studied, and eventually imprisoned in hopes of controlling her appetite. Taking this all in stride, she eventually gains respect and love when she catches a criminal.

This book is simple, sweet, and totally twisted. I love it, but that’s pretty predictable. I love any children’s book with a kind and unexpected approach to a traditional antagonist. Sure, Elizabite wants to eat people. But, you know, you gotta love her. It’s also just more fun to read children’s books that rhyme, even when the rhyming is crude.

I dont’ know why, but it’s difficult to find a decently priced version of this book, but the Kindle edition is at least affordable. I found my copy at the thrift store.

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10 cool homey things

Curbly posted this great DIY that is super easy and doesn’t make any holes in your wall. I looooove it, and if I ever get the motivation to re-decorate the living room (which will be a huge task because it shares a very distinct rust-colored (YUCK) wall with the kitchen so I’d have to attack both of them at the same time) I will almost definitely do this.

Lace + table + spray paint = adorable. Great tutorial over at A Beautiful Mess.

I love this felt garland tutorial from pam garrison. The colors she chose are so perfect.

Windchimes! Have I mentioned how much I adore windchimes? This tutorial from michele made me is definitely worth a look. I think these would be so pretty painted in a simple ombre with white or blue at the bottom fading up to the natural bamboo.

This DIY hanger would be great for an etsy shop, I think. The perfect way to show off handmade clothes.

Something like this is definitely a part of my dream kitchen.

I’ve been looking for cute cheap pom poms for months to do this, but the only pom poms I can find are expensive and ugly. The search continues.

Love, love, love this. We use something like it as a thyme bed to protect the old lemon balm bed from dogs (which we no longer have …) but the way apartment therapy did it is so much more aesthetically appealing.

Gasp! A wreath I don’t hate!

 

I want this in my life. The window I’m imagining it on gets a ton of light in the mornings, and that light would be so lovely shining through the flowers.

 

 

 

Imaginary shopping spree: Need Supply Co.

1. DeeDee dress
2. Orangey shirt dress
3. Atty Dress
4. Emma
5. Sandstone point necklace
6. Rumble in Brown
7. Shirt dress in navy
8. Champagne tank
9. Graceful dress

You get a hat and you get a hat!

The problem with hats is that I really can’t make just one. If I start making a hat, several more have to immediately follow it to get the hat-making-bug out of my system. There are a lot of people out there who categorize knitters – lace knitters, sock knitters, sweater knitters. While I really enjoy knitting every type of thing, I guess if you had to categorize me I’d be a hat knitter.

Anyway, at the beginning of the summer a friend asked me to knit two cotton hats for her, and I happily obliged. She wanted something large enough to contain her crazy-thick hair, and she liked lace. The first hat flew off the needles happily, but then the second just wouldn’t start. I cast on and ripped maybe a dozen hats, each completely unusable. Eventually I decided that the yarn I was using just didn’t work for a hat, so I bought new cotton yarn for this green beret and went with a dearly-loved technique instead of someone else’s pattern.

Because when in doubt, I always start my hats with a circular crocheted motif. It’s the easiest and most fun way to make a pretty beret if the recipient doesn’t like plain stitches. So I whipped out my handy dandy* motif book, knowing I wouldn’t be able to put it back on the shelf until several hats were done.

So then I made this out of a wool/acrylic blend (sorry, I only keep track of what yarn I’m knitting with if it’s something interesting. These hats were all made with very run-of-the-mill yarn.) for a new friend, as a, um, gesture of my friendly intentions? I’m not great at making friends, and my only tools are basically saying “Let’s be friends now thank you,” or gifts of food or woolens.

Then I crocheted this lovely delicate thing for myself, because my only white hat was recently ruined by an anonymous toddler, and I think I look quite fetching in white hats.

Uh-oh. Looking at all these motif-based hats is making me itchy to make more. I have to stick to the list! I’ve been keeping my focus so well!

 

*Let me hear it from the other babysitters of the early 2000′s – we will never escape Blues Clues. Ten years later Steve’s lingo still peppers my vernacular.

Pretty Pages, v. 6

Princess Miserella was a beautiful princess if you counted her eyes and nose and mouth and all the way down to her toes. But inside, where it was hard to see, she was the meanesst, wickedest, and most worthless princess around. She liked stepping on dogs. She kicked kittens. She threw pies in the cook’s face. And she never — not even once — said thank you or please. And besides, she told lies.

In that very same kingdom, in the middle of the woods, lived a poor orphan named Plain Jane. She certainly was. Her hair was short and turned down. Her nose was long and turned up. And even if they had been the other way ’round,  the would not have been a great beauty. But she loved animals, and she was always kind to strange old ladies.

In this re-telling of the classic story of “Sleeping Beauty,” a beautiful but mean princess, a disguised fairy and a plan but kind commoner are all put under a sleeping spell. A prince (by title only – he has no money or land or power) finds them by accident after 100 years, and kisses the fairy and Plain Jane as practice for the princess. Just before awakening the princess, he remembers that the princesses he knows who look as beautiful as her were ugly on the inside. So he realizes (quite suddenly and inexplicably, but that’s part of the deal in children’s books) that he loves Jane. They live happily ever after because they are plain and devoid of wealth, not in spite of it. “Sleeping Ugly” was written by Diane Stanley and published in 1981.

It pretty much goes without saying that I adore this book, right? I mean, the tagline for this blog is “a rich heart may be under a poor coat.” I was absolutely thrilled when I found it at the thrift store; finding any book that doesn’t end with the beautiful princess getting everything she wants after learning absolutely nothing is really fantastic. Also, it’s one of the only good children’s books I’ve ever read that passes the Bechdel test.

The prose of the book is also just really sweet. I love reading it aloud.

You can find this book on amazon; it looks like in the newer printings the illustrations have been updated and fanci-fied, but I really recommend trying to get an old copy. Mine is from the original printing, I’m pretty sure, and the illustrations are so great.

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Freudian stitch?

I’ve been knitting this as a free-form breather project inbetween larger items, and am having really strange feelings about it. It will eventually be a very simple turban, in the style of this one, but for now it’s just a growing rectangle and every time I look at it all I can think is hot dog. Hot dog hot dog hot dog.

The yarn is a much brighter yellow than this picture would have you believe. That along with the squiggly ribs inbetween cables might make it slightly reminiscent of mustard on a hot dog, but the hot dog that comes to mind when I look at this doesn’t have mustard on it.

In short, I have no idea what’s going on. What I will do: Keep knitting. What I will not do: Eat a hot dog.

10 cool random things

DUH.

I would really really very much like to be able to do this, but I just don’t think jewelry-making is a hobby I can get into right now. I’m already up to my eyebrows in hobbies.

Super useful! I can never seem to remember all of this photography lingo, and I should really print this out and put it in my camera bag.

Of course I love this. Found via The Little Red Blog of Revolutionary Knitting.

GORGEOUS. And super easy! Dying at home for pleasure and profit.

AH. I love folk art tattoos like this one.

These modifications are perfect. Thank you to whoever made them.

Tie-dyed tissue paper! This would be so great for packaging items from the Etsy Shop.

So pretty.

This just makes me sad because I will never ever be that talented. Isn’t it perfect?

Wait! Let’s make this 11 cool random things. You can win this awesome ukulele on little chief honeybee this month!

Shivering and nostalgic

It’s snowing for the first time outside, and I’m putting a lot of effort into sending my mind back to June. Playing with Grady by the Virgin River, watching a friend’s dog swim her heart out while playing fetch. Feeling some warmth from the sun, knowing that we had all of summer to look forward to.