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Craft is featuring this lovely getting-to-know-you series of blog posts about the fascinating makers of the internet. And while I’m nowhere near the crafty prowess of the people Craft has been featuring, I do like talking about myself. So here we go!

One Project You Are Particularly Proud Of

1. I’m generally really happy with everything I make, but I’d have to say that currently I’m happiest with my first thread Niebling and a portrait of Marx that I’m listing in the shop soon. Unfortunately, I didn’t design the Marx myself – it’s based on a drawing by Rius. But when I started it I was far less confident in my own design abilities, so it also reminds me of how proud I can be of the progress I’ve made.

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Two Mistakes You’ve Made In the Past

1. Oh, so many. I have an embarrassing amount of sloppily sewn hems, to start with. My introduction to sewing was given with a very anti-hand-sewing slant, so I just assumed it was awful and didn’t even attempt to learn it for too long. Which makes no sense, considering my love for embroidery. But now I’m comfortable with a blind hem, and even enjoy it!

2. The last time I tried to make a sweater for myself (out of this pattern) I … well I still don’t know what quite I did. I thought everything was going swimmingly until it came to seaming, when I realized that absolutely nothing lined up. The sleeves were different lengths, the fronts were different widths … it was a disaster. Luckily the yarn stood up well to frogging.

Three Things That Make Your Work Unique

1. I guess it depends on the medium. I don’t express too much of my individuality in knitting or crochet, because I’m not very comfortable drafting my own patterns. I like to think my embroidery is a bit sweet and bitchy, and I love to do unexpected things will all media. The boyfriend recently said (paraphrasing) that what he liked most about my work is that when he looks at it, he doesn’t think “Oh, right. That’s something that makes sense in stitches.”

2. I like to use thrift-store or hand-me-down materials, which drastically impacts the final look of my pieces. It certainly doesn’t lend to any modernity, but I don’t mind that at all.

3. I am not at all discerning about what I make. The slightest impulse will direct my next project, so I’ve made everything from ruffled aprons to wang cozies to Dalek doilies, and my inspiration is drawn from everything from Dr. Seuss to Dave Chappelle.

Four Tools You Love To Use

1. My lightbox and MacStitch have become equally invaluable in embroidery design. I also heavily lean on Pixelmator when designing.

2. Spray-on adhesive. In embroidery framing, I’ve found nothing more useful, and it’s just fun to work with.

3. My swift and ball-winder. They are lost in the mess right now, but there is no better time to clarify your idea of a project than when winding a neat little cake of yarn.

4. The contents of the pantry. Vinegar, salt and Kool-Aid for dying, the cheese grater for aging fabric, the gin for getting those creative juices flowing (smiling emoticon) … I’m a huge proponent of bringing crafts to the kitchen. In fact, the kitchen of the mother-in-law apartment I live in is used entirely for craft storage. (I use the kitchen in the main house for, like, eating and all that boring stuff.)

Five Inspirations

1. The materials, the materials, the materials. I almost always start with a fabric or yarn and then decide what to do from there.

2. Books. Particularly art, philosophy and vintage children’s books.

3. Feminism. This is generally the source of any subversion of a traditional medium; in fact I’m working on a cross-stitch series right now based on the idea of reclaiming woman-hating invectives.

4. The internet! Ravelry, Craft, blogs and Flickr groups are a constant stream of incoming inspiration.

5. Boredom. I spend a lot of time at home alone (such is the (absolutely delightful) life of a single mom), and I try to take advantage of that void to allow ideas some space to root. My best ideas generally happen hours after Grady has gone to bed, when I’ve been alone with my thoughts in a quiet room.

10 cool embroidered things


What a brilliant idea for a present. Weddings, birthdays … yet another “10 cool embroidered things” post that makes me want to embroider portraits of my friends. By Laura Hartrich on flickr.


I am obsessed with this. The colors are perfect, and I’ve long been hoping to do some embroidered eyelets. By Recycled by Hyena on flickr.


I heart snarky cross-stitch. By Stitch Out Loud on flickr.


Cate Anevski did a whole series of these adorable “Facebroideries.” You should check them out.


This message is probably impossible to give to a person, right? You have to find it on your own? In any case, I love it. By Rosie Geissler on flickr.


It’s no secret that I love lady-bits inspired embroidery and art. The colors of this one are magnificent. By ScarletTentacle on flickr.


This piece
, also by ScarletTentacle, is an interpretation of a friend/boyfriend/family member/whatever’s  doodles, and I love that idea. I can’t wait to embroider the pictures Grady draws. (Perhaps I already should? She does draw quite a bit already.)


I think this is intended to be a skirt embellishment, but I love the way it works in the hoop. I’d just put this straight up on my wall. By ginamatarazzostuff on flickr.


LOVE. By Urban Threads on flickr.


More vaginae! All shapes and sizes by ScarletTentacle on flickr. (Note: Technically the plural of “vagina” can be “vaginas” or “vaginae.” Until now I’ve always used “vaginas,” but I think “vaginae” may need a comeback. It’s just such a cool-looking word.)

10 cool embroidered things

I would love to stitch this sweet little fox. Found via Bohemian Musings.


Self at Sea” by childrenplayingwithfire at flickr. Incredible. Seriously, seriously incredible.


Fairy Child” by fav_orite.things on flickr. My favorite things about this piece are the wonderful color choices and the detail of the satin stitch. So meticulous.


Cutey-cute little bike pattern found via A Beautiful Mess.


An unfinished piece by Relaxolotl on flickr. I love embroidery pieces inspired by prints.


Elephant
by Poppy and Lime on flickr. This is tooooo perfect.


This! This! I love it!
I am always confused about what the etiquette is if you want to use an artist’s work as an embroidery design. Permissions etc. give me anxiety.


Cackle of Rads
by queendotmatrix on flickr. :)


Kendra’s Owl
by shemp3 on flickr. Adorable.


I love the use of variegated thread here. By verachita on flickr.

Empty womb

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I finally started Janeal‘s giveaway present. I grappled with what exactly to make for ages, obviously, but I’m pretty excited about my final design, and if it goes well I might use the idea as a “custom item” option in the shop.

Anyway, there’s something really delicious about laying out a meticulous grid like this one before starting a project. I generally won’t do it for cross-stitch projects, but this design will be particularly difficult to execute, so I’m taking every possible precaution. I took this picture last night, and in the last 24 hours have spent every spare moment (between emergency trips to the chiropractor and cleaning toddler puke off of, well, every surface in my home*. sigh.) stitching tiny little exes, slowly making progress. I’m about 70% sure that the idea will work.

And no, I’m not telling you what the idea is yet. Not because I want to create any sort of anticipation, but because while I want to share my creative process, I can’t really allow any possible negative feedback while I’m in the middle of it. The smallest comment can shatter my confidence, and once that’s happened I just can’t stitch. So that’s where this teasing is coming from.

(Janeal, obviously you are exempt from this rule if you want to know what I’m doing.)

Sigh. Anyway, cross-stitching always makes me think of my mom. I guess I’ll talk more about that when I can share the finished product. (Which, if I maintain my current rate of stitching, may be in about two weeks. If we’re lucky.)

*W/r/t the puke: Grady’s been having a bit of a gastronomic episode this week. But, knock on wood**, she appears to be returning to her happy, healthy self.

**This and throwing salt are two superstitions I cannot exorcise, even though I do not believe in their supposed power.

10 cool sewn things


Gorgeous quilt block by Grumperina.


The lady at Grosgrain made this dress from a vintage blouse. Love it.


Found via Mr. X-Stitch.


Quilt block tutorial found via WhipUp.


TOO GODDAMN GORGEOUS. (Yup. It gets to be full-size with all-caps. It’s that gorgeous.) Found via Craft.


I’m not generally that into skulls as an aesthetic choice, but I dig these. Found via Craft.


WANT. Holybowie I love this quilt so much. Grey/yellow is one of my favorite color combinations, and I love traditional patterns in modern colors. From wise craft.


I will love Grady no matter what type of elementary-school-kid she grows up to be. But it would be particularly awesome if she became a kid who likes these lunch sacks. Because seriously, how awesome are they? Found via Craft.


This pillowcase pattern/post was made for the purpose of philanthropy, but, uh, it reminds me of how I need to make my own pillowcases. I think that would be the perfect way to extend the theme of my bed/living room (yup. 1-bedroom apartment means that my living room is where my bed is. It’s cool.) and simultaneously make a dent in my massive fabric stash. Found via Craft.


Little Birdie Plush tutorial
from A Beautiful Mess. I want to make these not as toys for Grady, but as decor. Which means I won’t be able to make them until she’s quite a bit older, because using toys solely as decor would kill the poor girl.

Written April 22.

  • I just realized that my last three posts are basically just pictures of me and Grady. But mostly me. Whoops, I’m self-centered.
  • Fun thing: Wear the nightgown that I’m wearing in my last post and play King Lear in the storm scene. “Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! (twirl) rage! (swirl) blow! (whisk your skirt around like a bullfighter’s cape)
  • I don’t want to toot my own horn, but if someone (anyone) were to hop on gchat right now I’m pretty sure we’d have an excellent conversation.
  • One of the best parts of my day (behind all of the magic of motherhood, naturally) is to see what is the album of the day over at Amazon’s MP3 store. Lately they’ve been sucking. But maybe tomorrow it will be something wonderful for only three dollars!
  • The next three bullets are my favorite bits of conversation from today.
  • Me: Do you believe in hell? // Cade: (giggles)
  • Me: (to Grady) We got the big one! // My dad: Osama bin Laden? // Me: No, Grady’s giant booger!
  • Cade: I like how you completely ignore me most of the time. // Me: (silence. staring elsewhere.)
  • This is absolutely not an appropriate amount of bullets. But I’m so sleeeeeeeeepy.
  • Projects I have in progress for the store: yellow star garland, 3 freeform embroideries, a slew of infant/toddler tights, various knit/crochet/embroidery patterns, a couple turban-headbands.
  • Personal projects I have in progress: too many to count. Seriously.
  • Personal projects that are sitting on the chair/table right next to me: quilt, nudie self-portrait embroidery, spaceman/eyepatch Dick Cheney embroidery (designed by the brilliant Bryan Gomm), JR’s Christmas present for last year, 3 doilies I’m hoping to use as tattoo inspiration, 2 brand new paint-by-numbers.
  • I NEED TO STOP STARTING PROJECTS. Seriously. Focus on the store, then focus on finishing everything else. Jeez louise.
  • I’m going to post this without editing because I’m sleepy and lazy. Goodnight my darlings.

10 cool crocheted things


At first I didn’t love these legwarmers, but they’re growing on me. I think they would be so out-of-control adorable on Grady. Pattern from Lion Brand.


WhipUp made a nice little round-up of crocheted pot holders.


This crocheted skull garland from Emilee Knits is beyond awesome. I want to make one in white with a red border and hang it in the living room to scare away visitors.


These crocheted baubles from Meet me at Mike’s are great. I’m not too into Christmas decorations, but I like the idea of year-round decorations that can just be moved onto a tree or something for a month. Personally, I think these would look great hanging in a row between my kitchen and dining room.


Another crochet-pattern round-up from WhipUp.


This is so simple and so adorable. Obviously, I’m totally buying in to the current garland trend. Tutorial from The Crafty Fox.


This freestyle hanger from Between the Lines is out of control. I kind of want to make one to just hang on a wall.


Hell yeah! Via Lion Brand Yarn’s blog.


Yet another crochet tutorial round-up from WhipUp. These rocks stress me out. (That’s what she said!)


THESE COLORS ARE PERFECT.

Written Jan. 24.

How to fall asleep

1. Finish writing and editing. Clean just enough that the mess won’t make you too nervous to sleep.

2. Knit to Netflix until you despise what you’re making.

3. Quilt to podcasts until it gets too warm under the blanket you’re making.

3. Read to Debussy until you feel something completely different and unexpected.

4. Play solitaire on your phone in the dark until your mind is completely numb.

5. Jump out of bed. Blog about it. Repeat.

(Sorry for the unedited photos. It is bedtime, after all.)

10 cool crocheted things

Crocheted laptop case pattern from WhipUp. I think I’ve had a crocheted, knitted, or sewn laptop case in progress since the day I got my laptop. But none of them have ever been completed.

Freeform crochet from laughing purple goldfish designs. I adore this website. She is one of my primary fibery inspirations, which is strange because ore styles aren’t much alike at all.

Crochet letters! I think this would be a fun way to introduce a new word to Grady each day or week or so. Pin them someplace prominent, let them seep into her memory.

This makes me so uncomfortable.

Crochet doily wedding dress. Um, yes. I think this is brilliant – and so well done!

Potholders are another thing that I just cannot accomplish. I’ve made a zillion dishcloths, but can’t tackle a potholder. These were found at Whipup.

WARNING: The next four images may kill you. They are all crocheted dresses from Posie Gets Cozy. And they are breaking my heart. (The images are the links for these next four.)